Short Nurse Jokes
Why did the nurse keep the bedpan in the refrigerator?
Patient: "Nurse, I just swallowed my pillow!"
You know you are a nurse when discussing dismemberment over a gourmet meal seems perfectly normal.
What did the nurse say when she found a rectal thermometer in her pocket?
What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures?
How do you save a doctor from drowning?
How many nurses does it take to screw in a light bulb?
What 's the difference between a nurse and a nun?